Friday, May 11, 2012

Mom's Dictionary!

The Jamaican Gleaner posted this piece today. I found it really funny.

1. Dumb Waiter - One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert!
2. Feedback - The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots!
3. Full Name - What you call your child when you're mad at him!
4. Top Bunk - Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies!
5. Hearsay - What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Moms are special. Oh the books they could write!

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